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Tragedy is Crack's muse and Fate her keeper (hence the smile). She'd act nicer if the leather straight jacket didn't chafe.
 

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September 21, 2008

Boggle.

It’s not just a fun game with lettered cubes, anymore!

December 19, 2007

Coloring Outside the Lines

The next generation doesn’t need to shop until it drops.

December 26, 2006

The Secret of My (Lack of) Success

Crack spills the truth about why she cannot tell a lie.

October 29, 2005

Jelly Bellyache

Washing your mouth out with soap-flavored candy can give you a jelly bellyache.

May 7, 2005

Everything to Everyone

A brief letter from China for Guglielmo.

December 25, 2004

No One Told Me

What happens after the afterbirth.

May 16, 2003

The Body Shop

A backache leads to a headache.

November 22, 2002

Cell Block A

Can you hear her now? Good.

July 29, 2002

Boys and Girls

Sugar and spice and everything’s unfair.

June 10, 2002

Please See Appendix A

Trick or treat! Nope, just a cruel trick.

February 24, 2002

Just the Fax

Uncovering the hassle behind the cover sheet.

October 7, 2001

The H-Bomb

Crack’s terrible secret.

July 21, 2001

Burning At Both Ends

Crack is enlightened — with cranberry scent!

February 24, 2001

Gi All That You Can Gi

Crack gets martial.

December 13, 2000

Boston Puerile

High school’s not all it’s Cracked up to be.

September 7, 2000

Food and Shelter

Life’s necessities do not include truffles.

May 30, 2000

The Marrying Type

Crack’s self-discovery.

May 24, 2000

Back in the Saddle

Fate laughs again.

November 11, 1999

A Horse of Another Color

Crack gets back in the saddle — and back out again.

October 5, 1999

To Have And To Hide

The wool goes over Crack’s eyes.

May 12, 1999

Keeping Up With the Jones

Crack feeds her addiction.

March 5, 1999

Home &#%! Home

Crack’s home is not her castle, it’s her dungeon.

December 21, 1998

I’ll Call You “Willy”

Crack observes the territorial habits of a common mammal.

October 13, 1998

Leavin’ On a Jet Plane

There’s no rest for the weary.

September 25, 1998

My Kingdom For a Horse

The fickle finger of Fate strikes.

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